Get fucked.

Maybe because the military has far stricter rules of engagement?

The ASVAB was too hard

Found footage from just before said dancing...

ABSOFUCLINGLUTELY!!!

She is from Minnesota and having a Kobe Twitter header doesn’t negate anything she said, but nice try.

Never understood these kinds of comments. Acura NEVER had a RWD sedan or coupe, other than the NSX. And they were ALWAYS rebadged Hondas. 

I asked my Magic 8 Ball about the new car’s horsepower, and it told me 380. It’s never been wrong yet.

Wow. Such a damn shame someone else, hell almost anybody else!, didn’t secure the nom over him. But, here we are.

Biden’s obviously not the right person to say what he said, but he ain’t wrong.

All the man has to do is sit in his basement, release a proof of life video once a month, and not do anything stupid. The fact that he still does this shit just proves that he sees no issue with it - it’s not a slip, it’s just how he thinks.  

I wondered this too. But the best case scenario is that his VP pick is basically governing in his place. He’s too old to do anything, he’s got serious mental degeneration & if we’re lucky he heads peacefully in to a coma and with the 25th, the VP is the president for 2 years. It feels symbolic having a black woman vp,…

Klobuchar is too much like paint drying and too white. Most importantly, she pulls in the same demographic Biden already does.

Yo, this is way too long.

His top five should’ve been:

If I attempted such a list, 1990 would call and demand its mix-tape back.

Idea: Comedians on Foot Getting Whisky

So true. Even if Lebron does not win 6 rings he is and always will be 10 times the man MJ is.

Christos, he was an otherwordly ballplayer (I believe the best ever), but he was - and still is - an inveterate asshole.