The Base? White, male, young, racist - yeah, it doesn’t get any more basic than that.

Yeah. Canti’s are the worst... Well I guess single pivot side pull or hub brakes are technically the worst, but as far as bike brakes that work with wide tires, there is nothing less fun then trying to setup cantilever brakes.

Bloomberg found the thing his money couldn’t buy — debate agility.

the only thing missing from the dragging that Bloomberg got was Sandman Sims coming out to give his ass the hook

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

Yeah his only shot was a brokered convention. I guess that’s still a possible avenue for him but he’s got way too much baggage to be up on too many debate stages, what he’s done in his life has given his opponents too much ammunition.

He’s wanted no parts of debates. TV commercials don’t get contested, no one has a witty reply for you, no one fact checks you. You don’t have to have any merit to make a commercial, just money, which is why Mike is such a big fan.

Mike Bloomberg wants you to share it everywhere, I think.

He. Is. A. Fucking. Toad.

I wish Harris was still in this race, just so she could read Bloomberg like she read Biden in the 1st debate...

That’s a bad take, there ain’t no immaculately conceived caucasians nowhere. So, might as well pick the best one and not lump them all in the same boat. Warren is not Bloomberg who is not Steyer who is not Sanders.

Unfortunately Biden looks like he is losing his mental faculties on account of age. Not saying this to be mean, he was my first choice until I started watching him falter in public speeches and debates. Not voting for whoever the democrats put up is a vote for Trump. If you are “okay” with another 4 years of Trump,…

I am not okay with Mike Bloomberg buying up parts of this election, but it may be that including him on the debate stage is the closest we’ll get to him having to actually answer some questions about his policies and record.

His ilk usually is. The difference between Trump and Mikey is that your checks won’t bounce. Of course the price you pay for getting your money...

I think you hit the nail on the head here. This whole campaign is because Mike is upset that he’s not the most importantest most famousest most billionairest NY billionaire. Donny being in the white house just pisses him off personally because it means he lost the game of king of the hill to Donald fucking Trump of…

I do think it will make for an amusing debate where everyone sets aside their differences to attack Bloomberg. 

This Bloomberg story always stuck with me:

You probably figured it out by now, but Mudd is a really weird troll.

Wait! Black members on a swim team? Something doesn’t track here.