They got theirs already.  What’s the surprise here?

Unlike in some cycles past, we have too many good candidates right now to have our elders out here coonin’ like this. Cowardice is not going to be the play, this time.  Seriously, the CBC is practically begging to be AOC’d at this point.

This guy LIVES on The Root now.

Unless they’re trying to be “sneaky” (and catching the guy is more important than public safety).

Crossing the American Legion Bridge into Maryland on 495 is like crossing the River Styx into the innermost circles of hell where time stands still and your eternal punishment is being nearly sideswiped by a maroon Toyota Corolla from 1998.

This comment keeps it copacetic. And Our Lady Peace fucking ripped until Spiritual Machines. Then I kinda lost track of them.

wanting to try and be as protective and helpful as possible

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

I got that and now I feel old. 

Exhibit A! It’s purely jealousy at its highest form.

He perjured himself a year ago in front of the entire country. He is not fit to sit on the Supreme Court and make decisions that will affect American lives for generations to come.

But Biden’s whitesplained reason for working at a segregated swimming pool to learn about black people might be the most disconcerting part of this story.

Can someone get that old man into a retirement home? That’s the only place his rambling ass story could be shared.  The story made him sound like Abe Simpson, not Abe Lincoln.

The Office is fine, but everytime I watch it I think to myself “I wish there was a funnier version of this with more likable characters” and then switch to Parks and Recreation.

MAD TV was the GOAT. They were clowning white supremacists back in the day, y’all.

I got along fine with mine. My ex insists this is because we’re both psychopaths, and it’s a professional courtesy thing.

I reported my 85 year old mother-in-law.

White Americans: “BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEE!?????”

Rep. Omar: “White Americans aren’t the only ones who suffered because of 9/11"