The world would be far better off without him. 

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

Dry hardpack.

Drag those weak-ass pretenders to Silver Lake and I’ll show you the real winner. Hint: It’s made in Toledo.

Also the Toyota had to pull the 4,400 lb Jeep but the Jeep had to pull the 5,100 lb Toyota. Also the Toyota seemed to struggle in practically every test while the Jeep made it look easy minus one test where it bottomed out, yet the Toyota beats the Jeep?

So...does this guy not know that the Prado has a center differential lock? He doesn’t engage the center control but blames the torsen rear diff (which it doesn’t have). I freaking love the transfer case on mine (same as on this one) with the torsen center with locking. The torsen makes it so crazy surefooted in the…

They made him sit there while she “apologized”?

You’re better than this and if you aren’t you should be.

Definitely people from Illinois.

Today I learned Michael is from Missouri because who the fuck else puts trash-ass ranch on wings? 

Exactly! The DNC’s “safe” choice, might not actually be that safe.

Believe it or not, Jimmy Carter was exciting before he got the nomination.  Hunter S Thompson wrote glowingly about him.  He wanted to legalize weed during the primary. 

What the fuck are you even talking about?

lol

In an ideal world, everyone should vote because it’s their duty as a citizen. But of course, that’s not reality. The fact is, people want to vote for someone they’re “excited” about, and are more likely to take time out of their day to do so if that candidate exists. I can see that happening for Elizabeth, Bernie, or K…

The Virgin Donnie vs. The Chad Trudeau.

Shut it all down.

I’d do the same, ‘cept I’m a 59-year-old white guy. I’d be wasting my time, money and effort, while you might be keeping yourself out of prison. It sucks, and it sucks more because we all know it’s true.

This is why I have a 1080p wifi camera recording inside my home to a hidden nas box 24/7.

The irony is that if Obama has died in 2008, he’d be a name on the infamous #ClintonBodyCount list.