She also accepted conflict diamonds from a war criminal.

Fuck Naomi Campbell and the blood diamonds she accepted from Charles Taylor.  How the hell do y’all still stan her?  She is no better than an oil barron just because she’s pretty.

After seeing this I understand the frustration Doctors and Nurses must feel at anti-vaxers and homeopathy.

If you thought this was a good idea you are dumb.

His pitch would certainly not rise several octaves when he does it either.

Damn, that’s a good point.

Ask for a raise, the old man’s gone senile. 

Low friction crank - she’s a choocher
Windage tray - Skookum
2 bolt bearing caps - non skookum

CP.  NEXT!

The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias;
But parked in her rickety old shed,
Is a fire breathing, tire peeling v10 sled.
And ev’rybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

Your mom is a hoe.

Probably a beloved family friend, that’s why Trump can’t understand, he’s never experienced love or friendship.

You can sit on it while I drive.  Wheeeeeeeee!

Scumbags like to steal the type of cars that scumbags like to drive. This checks out.

We had 1 good politician and we saved it for just the right time.
Lest you think our Senators are the only bastards we’ve got, our Governor is Matt Bevin, and Thomas Massie reps our 4th district. 

That implies that there is a situation where Libertarianism is useful, which we all know is not the case.

The greys are mad.

Thermite is easy to make and safe to handle. 

For 7.5 kilobucks you can get a similar vintage Landcruiser.  CP

Lindsey is one of those Despicable Me Minions, always following the biggest villain. 

I think Kellyanne has all the receipts, and is careful not to break the law too much, so she’s going to flip and give it ALL up.  then write a book