Damn, that’s a good point.

Ask for a raise, the old man’s gone senile. 

Low friction crank - she’s a choocher
Windage tray - Skookum
2 bolt bearing caps - non skookum

CP.  NEXT!

The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias;
But parked in her rickety old shed,
Is a fire breathing, tire peeling v10 sled.
And ev’rybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner than
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

Your mom is a hoe.

Probably a beloved family friend, that’s why Trump can’t understand, he’s never experienced love or friendship.

You can sit on it while I drive.  Wheeeeeeeee!

Scumbags like to steal the type of cars that scumbags like to drive. This checks out.

We had 1 good politician and we saved it for just the right time.
Lest you think our Senators are the only bastards we’ve got, our Governor is Matt Bevin, and Thomas Massie reps our 4th district. 

That implies that there is a situation where Libertarianism is useful, which we all know is not the case.

The greys are mad.

Thermite is easy to make and safe to handle. 

For 7.5 kilobucks you can get a similar vintage Landcruiser.  CP

Lindsey is one of those Despicable Me Minions, always following the biggest villain. 

I think Kellyanne has all the receipts, and is careful not to break the law too much, so she’s going to flip and give it ALL up.  then write a book

It was a simple tit for tat, Patti helps at PUSH in exchange for a letter.

If you’re 350 might I recommend.

No, no, you may be on to something. But our sample size of roughly 30 million people is just too small to be sure.

“inability to negotiate with the opposition effectively”
This is the dumbest thing I have read today.  Take heart, the day is young.