Might work but is a risk.
Trumpers will use Biden’s creepy uncle vibe against us because our voters care about that stuff whereas GOP voters don’t. Better not to take a chance.

“Leave the false statements to Sarah Huckabee. She’s much better at it.”

What I can tell you is that Warren, Biden, and Sanders should not run. They are too old.
“But Rybones, that’s ageist”
IDGAF, we don’t win with old people. Maybe we could with the enthusiasm from the progressive wing that Warren or Sanders would bring. But I’m not willing to risk it and neither should you. The stakes…

“This here chik’n can count to fifty.”

Purdue is a University, though they do have agricultural research so you might be able to buy chickens from them occasionally. For a more consistent source of yardbird you may want to try Perdue.

This is a bad take.

And: Magical Negro Morgan. Sasha inexplicably going for Abraham.  

I really hope her AlphaMale shit is just some dumb thoughts and isn’t some sort of fetishizing of black men.

Hoooooolllllyyyy shit

I voted NP. Lawd help me, BRB Checking myself into rehab

New Corvair confirmed!

Winner takes all system got me fucked up.

Agree

Roughly speaking: dues are $45/year, that’s fewer than 3 million members. Or under 1% of the population.   That is an outsized effect on politics.

More chins = more power

Getting punched by him probably feels like getting hit by a pillow.

Is that Cuck Spartan? Didn’t he switch sides?

“Soy Flakes”
“That doesn’t count”
“Ow! NOTHING IN THE FACE CHAD!”

Mark MooGwire?

I hate myself

swole my god!