If you can afford a new Alfa Quadrifowhateverthefuck you can afford AAA or an Uber.

lol zerberts, we call them raspberries which is clearly not as good.

Doesn’t eat potatoes, supports Trump, makes out with his son, fucking freakshow.

Shouldn’t Roonie be a Mandatory Reporter?

I do.

Crocs.

She not 500k funny. Netflix owning it for a while sound like standard stuff but they went too far. Her beef should be with the indentured servant contract, because the money was over market value.

Blue tsunami!

Does this look like the face of a man who messes with trivial matters?

Robert Mueller

This is the most German shit I ever seen.

Barber: What can I do for you today?
Spencer: Put this blindfold on, and I’m late so you have 30 seconds to do this.

You’re my favorite Jalop.

It don’t pay much, but it’s honest work.

You bring up a good question. Is there room in the game for a lame who rhymes, who wears short-shorts and makes jokes some times?

“Komrade, watch me klown on these poindexters.”

I seem to have come down with a case of The Wants, bring me my fainting couch.

Probably S4, and fucking up their pay.

Half right, I gave up golf.