Cop:What is all this white powder, coke?
Karlos:Drywall dust, I’m a handman.
Cop:*Sporting a chubby* Pure uncut Colombian
K:I’ve got a 5 gallon bucket that says Drywall Compound
Cop:*touching his erection* Bolivian marching powder
K:I use these trowels, this mixer...oh for fuck’s sake
Cop:*furious rubbing* Officer…