All of them.

Not just shit his pants, shit his pants and lived like that for several days.

Ok, next time I see a fedora wearing neckbeard I’ll ask to borrow his copy.

Sell a tire in a tire store? Is that a saying?

If you can’t see my mirrors, I can’t see you.
If you can see my mirrors, lol too bad.

Got to throw out the Cobalt SS (supercharged) since it wasn’t offered until mid 2000. Good luck finding a TRD Corolla.

The real reason: Her rider called for ‘a pint of fresh unicorn blood’ and Berkeley couldn’t get any.

Torch, you need to send Maddie a Jalopnik t-shirt. Heck, I’ll buy.

Imperator Maddie.

Dude needs to learn tp pace himself.

he ded

I wonder how many cats he has?

If he were born wanting to kill he might get some sympathy. No, he chose that path as a grown-ass man. He killed a person because they didn’t show him the proper respect at a club, so fuck you.

Because they were spotted by a patrol boat, the Mitchells had to take off early, 200+ miles ahead of scheduled launch point. They all crashed for want of fuel.
None of the aircraft were scheduled to return to the Hornet, cause they couldn’t land on her.

It’s survivable. The combined specific gravity of bourbon (Pappy @ 95 proof) is 0.899. You would be roughly 10% less buoyant. Imagine swimming in a pool with a weight belt that was 10% your weight. It’d be a struggle but possible.
The secret is to practice on a 10M platform first. Do a pindrop, all the way to the…

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Joe, at least your dumbass dog has an owner to match.

Worst color: Silver
It’s played out.
Fight me

They DIDN’T use every part of the buffalo?