Looks pretty bad

A Prius Limousine.

It’s pink where I come from.

So the world is binary when you measure achievements but nonbinary when you look at options?

Fascinating.

That’s not 115mph.

My response to anyone voting NP.

Venn diagram of NASCAR fans and people who know who Chomsky and Keillor are.

Can we send them to Ukraine?

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea...that’s a long way down!

Here’s some bread, now shutup and watch the circus.

I’ve seen this critizism before. You would prefer that he had rolled over or got in bed with corporations to get their agenda pushed thru?

My gut says, “maybe”.

Great point. He is the living embodiment of trollface.jpg
Voted into office by people who are upset with the way their life turned out and want you to feel the lack of hope that they feel.

“I suspect most of them would still attempt to breed with him”

A coworker once told me, “if someone tells you he’s Christian in the first 2 minutes of meeting you he’s reaching for oyur wallet.”

*ahem
You’re forgetting winter sports.

aka Mr. Been working for this shit since before you were born.

“See I can’t be racist.” *trots out Omarosa, Dr Carson

Do we have to wait until they kill someone to lock them up? Is that what you are suggesting?
Is pointing a gun at someone and making threats a crime?