I’m allergic to turkey. Anyone who puts turkey in ham or salami is doing the work of the devil.

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one. I have maintained my hatred of Subway for years and nobody understands me. Thank you.

As you play through, your mana pool gets much bigger. You also end up carrying mana potions which will keep you going longer.

At least she probably won’t take us to war with Iran.

It's the biggest scandal since Watergategate!

You don't have to carry it personally to be tempted by it. The Eagle would drop Frodo from a high place and steal the ring.

I thought Saruman was corrupted by Sauron directly through his Palantir?

Magic doesn't like being rules-lawyered, and the eagle would be tempted by the Ring to drop Frodo and retrieve it for itself. You carry Frodo, Frodo carries the ring, ergo you're carrying the Ring too.

Calculating a 20% tip is "move the decimal place one to the left, and double the result."