I’m against Dolores now because she sacrificed that innocent, loyal motorcycle.

Babies give oil, toddlers give milk?

[T]ell me another time you’ve heard Ken Starr’s name mentioned when it wasn’t about Clinton’s impeachment?

It’s Manitoba, so I assume most people have a 40 minute drive to their mailbox.

“The figures strange plastic eyes stare at me, as if peering into my soul itself. The figure is a bizarre caricature of me, its head larger than its body as if teetering on the brink of falling off, weighed down by the burden of life itself. What knowledge does this thing contain? What wisdom? What secrets? It looks…

So much for being grounded to the ground

But Benji solved crimes and helped people with their personal problems and drove a muscle car.

Wait, what game were we playing again?

Even without seeing that there was a youtube link, I heard “for a Farrrrr better deal” in my head.

I just shared this article with some of my colleagues here on campus. PhD’s on the hallway like, “Where’s KRS 1? Where’s Slick Rick?”

It’s like 10000 racists when all you need is a Trump!

I like how he puts ‘stupid’ in both parentheses and brackets, I was wondering what ‘dumb’ meant but he didn’t make me wait long for an answer!

Someone let the new guy from K&N Filter describe the Z51 package:

We've got a really cool product I'd love to tell you about. It's a 240 month loan designed to appear on your credit report as a student loan to mask the debt. However, because it's classified as a student loan, the debt cannot be discharged or transferred. Till death do we part! The great news is that there's no cap…

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

Meth, Cocaine, Pot, Molly AND random pills. I’m not even sure what he was aiming for with that combination other than “High as a kite”.

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

You live in Iowa without a car?!

Even then its still not as bad as being eliminated from the World Cup in the group stage by South Korea.