You can say the same thing about Dorne and Stannis. 

Meanwhile, the students at ASU tried to protest ICE. But they couldn’t figure out how else to keep their drinks cold.

Go back to being mediocre? Ohio wishes it was mediocre. 

Funny story: when Dane Cook released his Madison Square concert film, I felt his bit about TiVO (God, dating this further) ripped off one Patton Oswalt did. I felt so incensed I actually sent a MySpace message about this to Patton and (because this was early internet) got a response.

“Hey, lay off the guy. How’s he…

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Bahahahaha! My mistake... I completely flubbed and mistook Darrell Bevell (new Lions OC) for Linnehan (former Lions/Cowboys OC). In my defense:

I like a guy closer to my height (5'1"). I feel like they are more down to Earth.

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today.

Previously, I’ve had no shame about putting that info out there. Then something odd happened this year: one of my previous emailers actually apologized. I didn’t include that one here for hat reason, but I get it. Folks are human. This guy was having a rough day and felt bad that a person was on the receiving end of…

Ditto in Boston. The only way I could get a house for $600k in Boston is if it’s a legit foreclosed crack house in Dorchester. And even that will probably be snatched up, torn down, and turned into a luxury condo going for $2M.

8 bucks to watch tale spin and darkwing duck whenever?

Professors of Moral Philosophy must have a lot of free time to work out.

I had a SAAB Sonnet III in the mid-70's.

And he could’ve declare bankruptcy way earlier which by this time it would be done and over with and off any credit reports.

I had darn near this exact car, but it the light silver color. Had that same dark red interior. Loved that car, had just replaced the engine with a brand new mill when a plumbers van accordioned the rear end at about 40 mph.

I love all TVRs, but like older  ones just a bit more.

Their build quality is dubious at best, their styling is completely crazy, and they are horrifically unreliable.

vandals reportedly untied it from a northern Ohio marina where is was docked and it drifted out to sea

I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.