Did you just pull an “I know you are, but what am I?”

Just what I need... More bikes!

“You had me at second cousin”

Good grief

Don’t forget the Singles soundtrack.

I like that when Jason was saying “Or 420, or 69!” Eleanor held out her hand for a low five.

I was congratulating myself for having made it, when about 20 minutes in Montezuma’s revenge returned, the likes of which I had never experienced.

YES, YES, YES. I feel blessed to have stumbled onto the original Spanish version of the song FIRST and couldn’t believe that the beibered version was the one people in the US are listening too.

Honestly, even the Sesame street cover is better then the beibs.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?