Tori Yorgey

Don’t worry, that’s coming next. I’m going to be working this beat (lol) further and deeper.

You saw Spider-Man as a high school sophomore, you saw Spider-Man as a high school junior, but haven’t ever wondered what Spider-Man was like as a high school freshman?

Plot-twist, he was a GM guy and just really, really liked Jeeps.

The Thundercougarfalconbird is happening!

REPU!

Any state that keeps a fucking racist moron like Paul Lepage in power for 8 years is bound to have a host of other bureaucratic shortcomings. The problem is that unlike a state like CA, there’s probably not enough people who own JDM imports to create a large enough backlash.

Stuff from 2001 essentially counts as a time capsule now. Wonderful. *yells at cloud* Where’s my Geritol?!

Funky? Different? 4x4? Less than 15k? I got you Sean. 

I’m proud of NJ, coming in strong as the 6th highest concentration of Dunkin.

The bigger the truck, the smaller the you-know-what. And as a gay dude from Maine I can assure you it is true from personal observation.

The White Chrises are a category of their own! But yeah, Chris Brown would def top a list of the worst... Chrises of Color lol

Techmoan did a good one awhile back

Eat shit, Herb Chambers.

Except the taillights. Those are Toyota.

He is approximately one Changli in height.

Note, these are cigar lighters. From the schematic:

This somehow sounds less coherent than The Brown Bunny.

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

(Without being too hyperbolic I bet you can pretty much get the nicest Z31 for the price of a wretched S30.)