Tori Yorgey

Don’t worry, that’s coming next. I’m going to be working this beat (lol) further and deeper.

You saw Spider-Man as a high school sophomore, you saw Spider-Man as a high school junior, but haven’t ever wondered what Spider-Man was like as a high school freshman?

Plot-twist, he was a GM guy and just really, really liked Jeeps.

The Thundercougarfalconbird is happening!

REPU!

Any state that keeps a fucking racist moron like Paul Lepage in power for 8 years is bound to have a host of other bureaucratic shortcomings. The problem is that unlike a state like CA, there’s probably not enough people who own JDM imports to create a large enough backlash.

Stuff from 2001 essentially counts as a time capsule now. Wonderful. *yells at cloud* Where’s my Geritol?!

Funky? Different? 4x4? Less than 15k? I got you Sean. 

I’m proud of NJ, coming in strong as the 6th highest concentration of Dunkin.

The bigger the truck, the smaller the you-know-what. And as a gay dude from Maine I can assure you it is true from personal observation.

The White Chrises are a category of their own! But yeah, Chris Brown would def top a list of the worst... Chrises of Color lol

Eat shit, Herb Chambers.

Except the taillights. Those are Toyota.

He is approximately one Changli in height.

Note, these are cigar lighters. From the schematic:

This somehow sounds less coherent than The Brown Bunny.

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

(Without being too hyperbolic I bet you can pretty much get the nicest Z31 for the price of a wretched S30.)

I’m against Dolores now because she sacrificed that innocent, loyal motorcycle.