ABSOLUTE TRASH.  Are you kidding me Nintendo?  

Pretty sure Bethesda burnt all the good will it had with Fallout 76.  “SKYRIM IN SPACE” would have sold a boat load of units PRE-fallout 76...now?  BETTER HAVE MODS.  

I don’t even like Xbox and I might get one.  

SAVE SOMETHING FOR THE XBOX SERIES F FRIDGE.   GEEZ.  

...releasing this holiday season, then by easter we’ll have an “upgraded” fridge that cools 20% faster and it’ll cost 40% more.  It will hold no more cans, nor have any cans to put in fridge, but if you’re lucky....bethesda will ship you a coke can that always dribbles down the front of your shirt.  Then bethesda will…

There’s so much interesting shit in GOTG but yet here we are...another generic 3rd person shooter....

THIS IS BECAUSE WE ALL JUST COULDN’T STOP ROLLING INTO POTS.  THEY WILL HAVE REVENGE.  

It’s clearly a bull.  

SOLD.  Now if I could get that XCOM/MARVEL mash up reveal the world would be OK.  Got Elden Ring so I shouldn’t beg.  

....you can co-op dark souls? with friends?  

AND THEN KANG STARTS WHOOPIN’ ASS ALL OVER TIME.  

I’m waiting for a breakfast cereal.  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes Bitcoin.  It was fun while it lasted.  

Ah yes...the ol’ GAYS ARE GONNA INFECT MY KIDS routine.  A classic.  Considering one of my gay best friends is around my 2 and 4 year old and they haven’t busted out into full on drag is a miracle.  Gimme a fuckin’ break.  Stupid.  When did “FREEDOM” mean “MY FREEDOM, NOT YOURS”?  Mind ya bidness.  

Look at the Mazda’s.....I bought my wife a CX9 (she wanted it, I was leaning towards a BMW or something fancier) and I’m impressed with how nice it rides and how quiet it is.  

The “twist” and overall macguffins should have hit in episode 4/5....with some resolution.  It was just flat out bad.  

the same people that buy a 160 dollar water gun are the same people that complain about “capitalism”.  

Can we talk about the hair physics? GOOD LORD.

...WTF is critical race theory????  Why the fuck can’t they teach kids how to vote, balance a check book, get a loan, etc.????  Jesus christ....this is it isn’t it?  The end of western civilization?  We’ve become the population from Demolition Man.   SAVE US JOHN SPARTAN!   SAVE US!!!! 

not....ZEE GERMANS! I’m excited to beat every cliche into oblivion disney!