The source material is so dense, and the cast is so immense....I’m really really on the fence.  

It’s a parody of the human race.....we are all pigs.  Kinda like animal farm. 

RE8 was a decent, fun, schlocky weekend play.  A nice break.  BUT BRING BACK WESKER.  We are obviously setting a Rose/Chris game up, right? 

Take your damn star, nerd. 

Hard pass.  

They are in the cave when you leave castle “giant goth sex lady”.  Easy to miss and can’t go back.  

BILL GATES - PEDOPHILE.  MARK IT DOWN DOOD.  

He bought helicopters to get that woman.  She is not actually a prostitute, she is just attracted to money and aviation.  

How do people have time to complain about this!?!?!? 

...coming soon, Randy’s private stash!  THE USB DRIVE “THEY” DON’T WANT YOU TO GUSH OVER.  

To try and prove he’s NOT A GAMER, and this is a frivolous lawsuit.  Idiotic.  

...Well then we rob the ship.  Seems like a perfect opportunity.  

So can every time you report on a blue lobster can you stop using stock photos of crayfish?  I know this is click bait shit, but COME ON.  

That’s a photo of a fucking crayfish you idiots.  

Billie’s pivot to “2020's madonna” is pretty hilarious to watch from a distance.  She’s a 19 year old girl.  Leave her alone.  She’s gonna go through some pretty big swings here in the next decade.  This is why nobody stands up and shouts “BUT THE 19 YEAR OLDS SAY WE SHOULD DO THIS”. 

....well, see you sitting in my basement watching disney +.  CLOSE ENOUGH.  

Small percentage of the population as a whole, would need to see actual statistics to support a multi-million dollar game targeting a small market for inclusion.  

All the games are solid action games.  

Oh god please no.  This is a children’s game....

This is why wrench turners remain wrench turners.  Stay down dregs!  KAKAW!