I don’t understand why customization is so important to some people. I kind of hate it sometimes. Halo Infinite looks like a goddamn carnival

That is a truly bizarre hill to die on.

speaking of, man finding out Sorbo is a religious whackjob was such a disappointment

I think that says more about Twitch than it says about him, to be fair.

Probably what’s killing Gamestop is the Fed rate hikes, and it’s not alone. A whole swath of companies were basically staying alive because borrowing money cost nothing. Now that it costs something shit is going to get interesting fast.

You forgot the last step:

The constant “METRO CITY” references in the background early in the video (and unfamiliar characters fighting faceless goons) made me genuinely believe for a second that they were about to reveal a Final Fight revival.

Final Fantasy will remain as soulless as ever and with ever pretentious and awful stories. FFS...

This isn't FF anymore, it's DMC

need to see footage of the fight scene side by side to make my own conclusion. i guess i just feel sort of annoyed because i clicked all 50 hyperlinks in the article and didn’t even see a still shot from the movie.

Weird, I didn’t know that Palmer Luckey had an underage sister.

Saying a Venture Capitalist is a scumbag is repeating yourself.

“...do the bare minimum when it comes to adding anything new, let alone surprising. And yet for all of their mediocrity I can’t stop playing them.”

It really is friggin’ funny to think it’s Microsoft with the ridiculously expensive storage now, when it was Sony in the past.

So we live in a world where screwing two screws is considered “complicated”.

is it going to be about how i can finally get my hands on a PS5 without going through a million hoops? i just want to buy the gotdang console 

Ew, randomized available actions? Every once in a while someone making a tactical RPG comes up with that idea, and it’s terrible every time.

I have never been more flaccid. Card-based combat is like the Exodia of gameplay features: It obliterates my interest in the game, no matter what.

It’s a card game? my enthusiasm plummeted. :(

Single player games have to be easy and cater to you?