So she’s Miley Cyrus.  

Luigi’s mansion 3 is sooooooo good.  FUCK, is LUIGI CHARMING AS ShIT.  Nintendo....you ol’ dogs....

....very angular.  Tesla Cybertruck Batman....

Hobgoblin with the carnage symbiote....oh sorry, SIM-BYE-OOOOT. 

...who said she isn’t the main character?  I think the big mistake we are all making is assuming this movie is going to be about Lebowski Thor and not Jane.  I think Thor’s going to ride off with the GoG....we all want that.  Gunn knows that.  Taika knows that.  After Endgame, and the general MCU as a whole, Marvel…

Oh she’s going to have cancer...this is just Taika baiting and playing coy (like always)...my guess is they are still writing to keep it “playful” and not just a bawl your eyes out movie where we keep screaming “NOOOOO, DON’T DO IT JANE!”. I think with Natalie’s limited interest in the MCU they’ll kill her off in…

GOD DAMMIT, CAN WE JUST GET SOME FUCKING ELDEN RING NEWS?  WE ARE DYING OVER HERE.  THE SUBS HAVE DEVOLVED INTO HENTEI LORE BATING EVENTS.....

...Are you really defending the Chinese?  Is that you Dr. Leiber? 

They should have made a two door with t tops and priced it at 25k or less.  

That’s what I thought, that’s right in line with a Tacoma.  

Well thank god we still got 14 positive stories on “BIRDS OF PREY” instead of deadspin this week.  PHEW.  DODGED A BULLET (and got some cash) ON THAT ONE.  

Well thank god we still got 14 positive stories on “BIRDS OF PREY” instead of deadspin this week.  PHEW.  DODGED A…

perhaps STONKS? Maybe we could infuse some wealth into the millennial generation? I don’t care, they threw me out of it.  SEX STAINS IT IS.  

perhaps STONKS? Maybe we could infuse some wealth into the millennial generation? I don’t care, they threw me out of…

Well I hope you guys got paid for all that positive press....lol.  

The ghostly hand of Disney hangs over each.  As if these guys aren’t told what to do and 1,000 people are crafting the universe...they write these movies FOR SPECIFIC directors. 

*GASP* BRUCE CAMPBELL AS MEPHISTO.  

Reed Richards is a shitty dad - from a dad of 2.  

*presses finger to your lips*

Dear god, we dropped deadspin for this? 

Dear god, we dropped deadspin for this? 

Be a man, buy a power wagon....go 45 mph.

THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.  THE GUN ALWAYS WINS....AND SOUNDWAVE ShOULD ALWAYS BE A BOOMBOX.  PEROID.  END OF DISCUSSION.  

THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.  THE GUN ALWAYS WINS....AND SOUNDWAVE ShOULD ALWAYS BE A BOOMBOX.  PEROID.  END OF…