Oh no, it’s one of these anti-lanyard people.  

They are dog shit, I assure you. 

Captain Marvel was bad.  I don’t care who comes at me for it.  Brie is so DULL.  

I’m not sure how he got SO MUCH MONEY.....?   I was made aware of him probably 6 months ago and I can’t for the life of me figure out how he’s getting all this money.  I think the IRS might have to speak with him.  Also, his “boyfriend” always seemed like a prop.  

....Is she hot?  Someone tell me....I can’t figure it out.  She has like elf ears....and her music is....bad?  

I bet in 40 years we give Chet a lifetime achievement award.  Yeah, he won’t have changed, just society will have devolved enough that he’ll be the sign of prestige for us whites.  I am excited.

It’s Chet. For fuck sake, ease off. There’s like 3 billion whites people, we aren’t all like this....now BLESS UP, MON! KEEP IT REAL, HOMIE! I just got this bitchin’ kente cloth poncho I plan on pairing with my Indian headdress I bought with fake turquoise beads from a drunk Indian in Colorado.  Yeaaaaaaaah…

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T LET US ANNIHILATE THE NON-WHITES WITH COPIUS DRONES N’ MISSILES!

....are you going to label this “racist”? 

What the Fuck did you want?!?  “PLAYSTATION 3D-Z 422 series Beta”? 

because we gotta hammer LGBQT+ clicks.  Get with the program.  

The fucking ghostbuster movie hasn’t even had more than 2 minutes of footage shown and we are already huckin’ sponsorships.....WTF.  MARK MY WORDS: IT’LL BE TRASh.  

lol....it’s not just women.  Just mute the chat.  Multiplayer games are generally trash and well known trash heaps.  

Maddy - as a man, and a white man who is “middle aged” - I honestly don’t care.  Not in a bad way.  It never really crosses my mind about “sexism” or portrayal of a female character/lead.  If a GAME is bad, then I don’t play it - and it could be BAD for a variety of reasons - some of which you mention.  I am playing…

I actually asked for....and got....the legendary game of BEYOND THE BEYOND on PS1, or as it’s known on the streets: RANDOM ENCOUNTER GENERATOR.  You couldn’t tie your shoes in that game without triggering a random encounter.  God it was awful.  

OH SHIT, I REMEMBER THIS.  Also - I got that power glove you speak of....shocked the ever loving shit out of me.  I think I still have the burn scar....

That is fucking bleak.  Did you ask for it? 

Got a PS4 release year.....literally could only play RESOGUN.  There was no games for like.....MONTHS.  Infamous was kinda shit, and the rest was just filler.  Last time I ask for a console on release year and pay sticker (it was a gift from my wife....I payed for it.  LOL).  

god dammit man....*blackened heart cracks....just for a moment* 

*GASP* THESE BLACKS ARE NOT ON DRUGS AND/OR GANG SHOOTING EACH OTHER!?!?