Well at least I got my dose of irony for the day. 

it’s not a fucking tariff, it’s a consumption tax!  Stop calling them “tariffs”...they aren’t!  They are taxes!  

That’s a bad look dude. 

....and a new BUBSY! 

Wait....is he Muslim?  

#1 CUCK STREAMER.  

“CLOUD, YA JIVE TURKEY! LEMME AX YOU A KWETCHIN! YA THINK SHINRA YA BOI? ‘DEY AINT.” - FF7 REMAKE BARRETT - *PEAK BLACKNESS*

I love this quote from the Uber CEO - I put it on my office wall as a hilarious joke to anyone that walks by:

Hey, this guy doesn’t know about the sex potato! Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t know about the sex potato!

Lol he’s permitted to have an opinion and state it.  This is America.  I loved Thor in this movie but really wanted to see hulk and banners transformation.

Helium 3 mining which we can use for cold fusion.  ‘Dar be money to be made, me boy! 

Quiet you!  We want turn based! 

Ya know, if it has FF15 battle systems....I’m out. But....I saw little bites in there that it might actually be turned based combat.

I am really pumped for the musical score....the original was a masterpiece.I still jam cosmo canyon.  

Don’t be mucking up Tifa’s bodacious boobs, square.

“Vader Does Butt Stuff”? 

...beta ray bill? 

I went to Jacksonville for a Steelers game....it was awful.  

FINALLY...

CAN WE JUST DITCH PLASTIC AS A DISPOSABLE, SINGLE USE ITEM???