It’s been out for like....2 weeks! 

HERE! HERE! ENDGAME NEEDED MORE NUT SHOTS.  

but....wouldn’t wolverine like...SMELL....the real xmen? 

OH COME ON.  IT’S LIKE THE PERFECT SETUP FOR GotG vol. 3!!!  “THE SEARCH FOR GAMORA....OH SHIT SHE’S HOOKING UP WITH ADAM WARLOCK.....IS THAT....HOWARD THE DUCK!?!” 

Option 6: Mysterio is actually a barista from the future?

WE JUST PULL IN FARMER THANOS FROM THE MULTIVERSE TO SNAP THE CROPS BACK.  (FARMER THANOS = GOOD GUY)

I think it’s a Mysterio RUUUUUUSE.....

stop thinking about it. 

...that’s not a metal gig.  

Lol....I live in western pa and these “steel jobs” don’t exist because we make steel super efficiently.  

Well...if you want to split hairs is probably more likely ted was getting a blowie and forgot about the passed out, randomly drunk girl who “never drinks” in the backseat...who probably survived for upwards of an hour trapped in an air pocket in the car and suffocated to death.  

...but but more money? 

How dare you suggest there are two teams playing in this series. This is deadspin not www.SPORTSLIESANDDRAMA.com! BOO THIS MAN!

JUST A TAD PETTY.....

I’m starting a company....our aim? $25,000 full size pickups.  

I own a retail store - and this is what we’ve seen - our overall dollar figure has gone up due to more expensive goods, but the # of customers through the door has gone down. We are doing more business by selling more expensive items to less people. My industry is a “durable goods” type thing, so it’s kinda s0rta in…

SO I WONDER WHAT THE MARIO MOVIE LOOKS LIKE.....LOL.  

Yeah, that’s why I ditched my art degree and got a business degree.  Now I tell people that “the blue I had in mind was actually more yellow” and be a pain in the ass...instead of having people say “I want something very stupid and you have to draw it”.  

Play on console.  Problem solved. 

Yeah that damn Rusty Pritchford....