“Hi, we are Microsoft, here’s a super powerful console that costs 200 dollars more and has ZERO GAMES. Buy it to increase our revenue. Drive our stock up. Thanks.”

DUDE, GET SOME FUCKING GAMES MICROSOFT.  HOW FAR BACK DID “TV, TV, SPORTS, SPORTS, KINECT” SET YOU BACK?  MATTRICK AND THE EVIL LEGION ARE ALL GONE...SPENCER HASN’T DONE SHIT TO PROVE THEY KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING.  SONY WILL PLAY IT SAFE WITH PS5 AND KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER AGAIN.  Oh hey, my caps lock was…

As a white hillbilly person from greater Appalachia, WHY WOULD ANY BLACK PERSON TRUST A WHITE POLITICIAN? lol, dude, they just want your “minority vote” they do not care about you, just like they don’t care about us. Welcome to the club. Nobody is going to help you. You want it? Fucking take it.

ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS RUN THE BALL 3 TIMES AND KICK A FIELD GOAL.  They decided to throw.  So fuck you Saints.  

I NEED ANIME TITTY DUE TO THE CODE VEIN DELAY.  

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Capcom didn’t start pumping all the old back catalog of monsters into world with a new hunt each month...it came out, was a HUGE HIT and then...they just kinda...didn’t add much other than some reskins of monsters.  

What’s that FTP “monster hunter” coming out?  I haven’t heard much about it - DAUNTLESS, that’s it...worst name ever, but I had some hope for it to scratch the MH itch.  

God dammit....why you gotta do that to me.  LOL.  

I LOVED the crows as a kid...and still use them in reference today and recently found out that’s SUPER RACIST....so yeah...

This is like the Chris Wienke thing....how can they have a 24 year old freshman punter...?  Can’t he just go straight pro? 

As a steeler fan, I can tell you this...Antonio Brown has too many women and too many babies in his life. He’s also pretty much committed to beating/hitting/treating women like a grown-ass man. This is crescendo’ing nicely into a major incident as he continually gets let off or people look the other way based on his…

Sharia Law means you need 4 witnesses (men) to prove rape? Quran 24:13....didn’t Muhammad sleep with a 9 year old? What the fuck are you doing LifeHacker? Someone feel free to enlighten me here....just don’t punish me by beheading.  It’s just like anything else...there’s people that use it as a loose framework and…

...people are still playing overwatch?  I thought everyone was just doing the overwatch porn.  HUH.  

STAR WARS IX: NOW WITH INFINITY STONES AND XMEN.  

The main issue is that Superman is OP as shit...there’s literally no way to have a convincing villain without wiping out the earth due to the fight...

I can’t wait until she starts taking kick backs and shatters your perceptions of her.  It’s only a matter of time before someone buys her next couch with taxpayer funds.  

Taking care of yourself is a human right, but if you think I’m going to pay 60% tax rate so some 400 lb. ass hat can go to the ER with a cold for a prescription of amoxicillin you’re fucking high. Buy fish antibiotics like the rest of us nuts and diagnose using google like a smart person. Don’t think for a second that…

Yup, looks like a pedophile.  

*DRAMATIC MUSIC* 

Yup, Tesla is building infrastructure...not cars.