LOOK AT THAT UNICORN.  *GASP*

Dammit...Tesla stock is never gonna crash so I can buy it up is it? Sigh...everyone figured out they are gonna be the amazon webservices of amazon...the real cash cow...the infrastructure...Ol’ Musky ain’t so dumb...

*fails to read article*

I was in on the demo....wasn’t impressed.  It just wasn’t “FUN”...which is something these games are sorely lacking.  Destiny lost me when it turned into a chore and all the enemies/bosses are bullet sponges with difficulty based on “how big the sponge is”.  I just don’t get it.  If Bioware crafted this as a single…

bland enemy character models with no AI that are just bullet sponges and difficulty is based on how many bullets they sponge? hmmmm...Hub world with the illusion of “open world” with set launch points? ....hmmmm....I don’t know....repetitive gameplay loop forcing players to replay a lot of content over and over to…

You’ve made a bug person.  Congrats.  *Amazing*  Nobody is going to watch this movie. 

Until the general mass goes “WHO???” and stops going to movies. The B team doesn’t move the needle...they need giant, tent pole heros...unless they go off the rails and just think they can “INVENT” a market? Who knows. Disney gets arrogant. (SEE: STAR WARS)

according to this website Marvel has gone full on liberal extremist and will only have minority women in starry roles from here on out.  

I just can’t get hyped for Captain Marvel....but I’m forced to watch it because of Infinity War...god dammit.  

At this point, most of us are assuming 2020 to be another “2008 shit storm of financial blood letting”...which means the economy will sway towards cheaper, more fuel economy minded vehicles...and all that’ll be available is giant gas guzzling trucks and SUVs.  I can’t wait.  LOL.  

What grandparents don’t want their grandkids?  It’s like fucking crack to old people...?  

WHERE WILL I GET MY EDGY HARDCORE GEN X NEWS!?!

Single-Payer will destroy the debt...meaning it’ll shove a 60 trillion dildo up our butts and bankrupt us into dropping any poverty safety net we’ve had and make modern medicine no more than a trip to walmart. Booker is an idiot and a parody of himself at this point...he’s flipped and flopped and now he’s waaaaaaay…

...George Washington.

What do you need to know?  It sucks.  That is all.  

GET A LAWYER.  IT’LL BE SOOD’S FORD BEFORE IT IS ALL DONE.  

Oh this is good, please let us relive the late 90's kanji tattoo phase where everyone was getting nonsense tattoo’d on them....FOREVER.  LOLOLOL

*WAIT, I HAVE TO BE UNNECESSARILY CRITICAL OF NINTENDO*

I own a physical retail store and another location, and I can tell you, advertising for businesses attempting to ‘connect’ with our customers and using the platform for advertising...ABSOLUTELY SUCKS BALLS. It’s terrible. Almost unusable.  It’s basically pay to play, instead of being able to spend LESS using…

what’s it cost?