What the hell do you call a retard if you can't say Handicapped?

I can tell you that he definitely didn't pay to have this billboard put up in times square

What do you do when you see a grown man with a kool aid mustache?

In a group of people you don't know very well, is it better to have a loud fart that doesnt smell or a loud flappy one?

That looks like its a pretty nice street

DONT JUMP!!!!!!!!!

What do you think is the absurd thing that the US government has covered up from regular US citizens? Alien communications? Human cloning projects? Self drying jackets like in Back to the Future?

They have a special section in PNC park for those Butt Pirates

Hopefully this means you bring back the "look at this fucking hoopster" with a Hornets theme

I think it would create some blind spots but I could definitely get used to driving around with this on my volvo

Can't I just buy a few teslas instead?

Its like purposely fucking a fat chick to make fun of her later to your buddies

follow up question: how many american females are losing their virginity every day? girls tend to wait longer or just arent drunk enough to lose it. Is it more or less?

I work in a cubicle and was wondering, is it better to have a silent fart that smells really bad or a really loud fart that has no smell?

Bring back "look at this fucking hoopster" instead of this

"Ran with the bulls alongside Rex Ryan today... Guess anything is possible when 1,000 lb horned beasts are chasing you"

Photographer: Mr. Hernandez, how many people have you killed?

Notice how nobody from Boston was complaining

He should be fine once he dips them in Bloomin' Dipping Sauce

Is it better to have a loud fart at work that doesnt smell bad or a really stinky silent fart that you might be able to blame on someone else?