They give medals to women now?

Dickface supreme?

Oh dear lord. Is this for real? I cant tell if somebody actually thought this would look good when they were building it.

Looks better than the scirocco

Those fans sitting courtside must have paid tens of dollars to get that view of her dunking

He is also listed as having a 22" vertical. How does 400lbs get 22" off the ground?

What happens if you have to shit real bad during a race? How does that work?

So this movie could really happen?

At one bar, a mixture that included rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring was sold as scotch.

What do you think of people who use the handicap button on doors just because they are too lazy to open the door? I feel like anything with that handicap sign on it means I am going to get fined $250 so I never touch it.

I just got caught looking down the shirt of my boss, who has a fantastic rack. I think she was pissed but didnt say anything and just stared at me and cleared her throat. Am I going to get fired?

Stretch Armstromg could dunk on anyone and block anyone on the court from anywhere on the court.

I just took a gigantic dump in my work bathroom. It was enormous, took 2 and a half days to make, and it would have definitely clogged my home toilet without even using TP. Since I was at work, I used about 70-80 sheets of TP (although its the 1 ply might-as-well-be-sandpaper TP). I am fortunate enough to have one of…

What team would they play? It would have to be really bad super heros like The Red Bee, Captain Marvel, and the Jack of hearts.

What about Stretch Armstrong just for goal-line situations?

Based on what I have heard about NBA players, shouldnt he be holding somewhere near his knee?

You could haul tens of pounds of mulch in that thing

Emma: I have a friend who is [Looks over shoulders, makes sure there are no scary cyclists behind her that could hear, whispers to the reporter] A Cyclist

Youre in the presence of greatness. Act like it

You look mad on the Book Cellar website promoting your book reading. Cheer up, you're doing a book reading