If the clothes don't fit, you must acquit

He looks like he is trying way too hard to give a fake Beej

Its not even like he slipped on the mound or the ball slipped from his hand... He just sucked

Playing scrabble in real life and playing words with friends and other computer-based scrabble games are 2 completely different things. It is so much harder when its right in front of you. I have a lot more respect for you even though you got your ass beat by little kids

I hate the midwest

He doesnt need a degree to know not to throw basketballs at players and call them fucking faggots

These canadian police wouldnt know how to handle real crime. This old man is probably the most violent person in all of Saskatoon

Oh no, now he's going to look like a skinny African instead of.... Oh wait, nevermind

She has a bright future in professional softball

Ate the lemon in his water on accident?

What group of people are best prepared for the end of the world? If we had to live off the land and support ourselves starting tomorrow, who would last the longest? I would think the continent of Africa already has a leg up except for the whole aids thing.

What is harder to put to bed at night: a really drunk college girl or a 2 year old?

With a face like that, preeeettty sure we dont have to remember the name

Cameron Diaz should play her in a lifetime movie

Does the blue and yellow carpet match the drapes?

I guess its true what they say about their 3rd leg....

#Trappedinthecloset

Could be a sebring or a C70 based on the longer wheelbase or the trunk

What about the animals? Wha wha what would they be made of???

God Bless You?