This Italian Corvette is puuuurrdy.

This is an awesome bit of PR. Amazon has a wonderful sense of humor.

Right? The issue here is the guy didn’t even take the man’s credit card or ID to hold onto—and he agreed to a multi-day test drive! The thief could keep it for a month, return it, and just say he was test driving it the whole time!

My head’s going to really fucking spin when they announce the truck bed topper

I was thinking that too... Isn’t he just saying “It is, and it isn’t” in so many words?

I think it’s more accurately attributed to dealerships with outdated staffing, i.e. no team managing online communications, be it quotes, social media feedback, advertising, etc.

So, these were about $54k brand new (about $70k in today’s dollars). This couple is asking $40,000 in today’s dollars. Really sad that the guy experienced health problems before this investment panned out, because he would have been better off doing fuck all with that money back in 2003!

I see. Decent solution, although you’re still betting your neck on that pipe not moving even a bit—I could see an accidental nudge to the car jiggling the pipe out of place and causing the hatch to fall. Not sure I trust this more than when I used to use vice grips to hold my trunk open.

Sounds crafty... but I need a visual.

It’s hideous. Have they never seen a Range Rover, even a Honda Ridgeline? I’m baffled as to why more people aren’t completely thrown off by their design direction on this.

Tip: Those magnet mounts can fuck with your phone’s GPS.

Tip: Those magnet mounts can fuck with your phone’s GPS.

Bought a Prius, made bad financing choices, now underwater and stuck paying it off for the next 2.5-3 years. How did we make the best of it? Took that fucker to the ends of the Earth—well, the AlCan highway up from Phoenix and Back to L.A., all around AZ, CA, and AK, and beyond. Get as much joy out of great MPGs and…

Do you happen to drive a BMW 745, white on white?

Shit, you’re totally right.The Targa is the way to go.

“Car doesn’t work right after two collisions and lots of fire” may be abetter headline.

Can you do, like, a spider-graph for First Drives? Not just to make things harder to keep track of for the Jalopnik staff, but I think it would be interesting, and sort of hint at the “first drive” nature of the insights.

That just means his poor taste is expensive.

FINALLY, now I can actually refinance my Prius once it’s value climbs back up.

I thnk the only decisive statement here is that essentially every option is inadequate.

Totally valid points! My only thought is that the BMW is probably the only one that will be worth quite a bit one day... Although the Viper has become an extinct breed...