“If I was Ford this is what I’d do.

Also, the most recent Google street view of the bridge includes a Pontiac Torrent. #onlyindetroit

Not surprising as it has been basically abandoned for decades. Sad though as I never got out there to see it and would have loved to.

Mazda is pretty cool, and Honda and Toyota are lame. WHY?? Well, because Mazdas typically match their reliability, look cooler, and have better handling. Plus, they are a small automaker competing against two behemoths who pump out bland cars for the masses.

How arrogantly will I act about that fact that I bought this over a Civic or Corolla?

I want a dealer that will either remove (or preferably not install) the dealer badges. I’m spending $X thousands with you, you don’t get free advertising on the back of my car. Also, they look like shit. 

All over the place in Orange County, or at least here in Laguna Beach. Watching traffic in laguna canyon is tesla tesla bmw tesla tesla corvette tesla 124/abarth, giulia, tesla, bmw, camry tesla - + a lot of mustangs and bmw 328's driven by highschool kids. 

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

It’s among my goals for 2019.

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

Yeah, hell yeah! The long throw of a truck shifter is supremely satisfying.

100%

Grope people

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

Don’t GM this, Cadillac.

The Bezos Texts/pictures were leaked to the National Enquirer because they love Trump and Trump hates Bezos. I think that angle needs to be the focus rather than what Bezos looks like. The fact that a sitting president is using his influence to facilitate a stupid vendetta is very unsettling to say the least.

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You know what? I’m planning on doing the EXACT same thing, but mine will have a camper bed option, factory super swamper option, foldable front bench seats, a light bar, AND it will start at $5000 less.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

...I should probably add the caveat that I’m playing the devil’s advocate a little bit here. I would not spend $121,000 on a Supra. I would buy 100 cheaper cars. Or a desert shack in Baja.