The correct response from the Brewer’s Association would have been, “Nah. Craft beer’s pretty good.” 

Wait, who’s mad about this again?  The article points out an amusing irony. That’s about it.

girl, I can't believe you actually had to point this out.

Right!? And you're officially our marriage counsellor.

It's my most repeated looming threat. Soon.

I think it's worth pointing out that this is a very minute problem in our house. There's zero legitimacy to the mention of divorce.

I'm so happy your story had a happy ending! I was getting pretty nervous around the end of the first paragraph.

Insanity, right?! How, and moreover, WHY, would you?

Genius!

Oh, it grows back (on your chin and upper lip).

I have a feeling an uber-public posting on Jezebel about it will probably be enough to get him to see the error of his ways :)

It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

It's worth noting that *I'm* the one that does the near-screaming when he complains about it. It got old a lonnnnnng time ago.