He's like Dorian Gray, but instead of a painting in the attic, he has his own neck.

Well. It's better than "Eugene".

Aww. Just a lot of love for Darth Douchebag. Who wouldn't want their kid to turn out as an angry, entitled manchild who can't even win a fight with an untrained scrap collector, even though he's apparently been doing this since the age of like eight.

No, I'm suggesting that outrageous whitewashing in a movie I don't care about is a price worth paying for getting a movie where Idris Elba plays James Bond! Because the more people complain about that remote, unlikely possibility, the more I think "yeah, let's have that."

SPB's notwithstanding, Ian Fleming described Bond as having dark hair. I don't think he specified white skin, but happy to be corrected.

I'll swap you Zach MacGowan as a Hawaiian war hero for Idris Elba as James Bond. Any takers?

Because of the smell.

God I miss Nicol Williamson.

Looks like those eejits in the Dail did it again! What a bunch o' eejits!

He now has it written into his contract that his character has to die. He'll repeat any of his beloved parts on that one condition.

Well. Look at her teeth when she appeared on the show…

Tip to tip implies theyre standing back to back, and thus the measurement includes the thickness of their butts

Are we still doing that?

Leave Raffi alone. He is awesome.

"a testament to either the pull of this film’s producers…"
Oh come on. Clearly you haven't heard of the Space Monkey Mafia.

*THONG

This is set in 2017? All I'd seen of it so far were pictures of Azaria in that jacket, and I just sort-of assumed it was set in the 1950's.

Evolution can't help but continue. It operates over timescales of hundreds of thousands billions of years. The most you can expect is a kind of two-way interplay between occasional directed evolution and continuous natural evolution.

Hmm, buying things of dubious value at a huge markup… who do we know with a history of doing that?

I knew an antisocial loaner once, but i had to give him back!