I remember it being quite crude. Are there swears in this one?

No. 1 is “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift. She’s really messed up the tune.

Here’s your actual number 1, unless Thin Lizzy’s Whiskey in the Jar qualifies.

It is the plot of every non-space lighthouse movie, so there’s that.

To the plus, he looks less like David Morrissey now. Which, given that the voice was Ciaran Hinds, confused me no end.

I do not want to end up like them.

This could have been amazing. Probably it wouldn’t have been. But it could have been. What we got instead doesn’t work on any level - not even visually.

Sure, to roughly the same extent that Armstrong and Aldrin had to ask moon-people air-traffic control for permission to land.

The original Star Wars arcade game had the best controller - still amazing there’s never been one made for home use.

But you can’t quite get the eyes to lose their glassy inhuman stare.

The classiest one I’ve heard is “our thoughts are with the virus at this difficult time”.

Wow, that’s a pretty stupid story. I’ll stop watching.

Well he didn’t spend three years at hip-hop medical school to be called “Mister Dre”, did he!

Yes, “Raised by Wolves” definitely comes across as a placeholder for the real title that they never managed to come up with.

After season 1, it felt like every storyline on Agents of SHIELD was designed to remove the characters from anywhere that the interesting movie stuff might possibly be happening to avoid the embarrassment of failing to reconcile what we saw on TV with what happened in the movies. SHIELD didn’t even feel like the same…

What let down Legacy was how badly it handled the character of Tron.

TLJ has some good stuff in it. It also has long stretches of pointless, ill-conceived plot business that go nowhere at all. And just a little too much self-indulgent meta tomfoolery. Finally though, it fails as a visual spectacle, with designs that just wouldn’t have made it to the end product in the OT or prequels.

And so many PR dollars spent after the fact to try to polish the turd.

all of the sudden Luke and Leia are siblings

It’s called the Star Wars Saga. And there are six films in it.