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I'm pretty sure I once saw a Damon Albarn-Jamie Hewlett collaboration stage opera of Journey to the West. Might have been a dream.

Speaking of which, this is a prime Hatesong candidate…

Lovely to hear that someone is suing Boyband Van Morrison. Thank you, random manufactured pop composers!

To be fair, nobody remembers the 2000's, whether you were there or not. We don't get another decade until the 20's, at which point music, fashion and world history will resume occurring in neatly-delineated ten-year increments.

He looks it, but that's just what the Australian weather'll do to you. I mean, Ben Mendelsohn's twenty-five!

We all wanted to witness the exact moment Val Kilmer ceased to be a movie star. It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

The clown as we know it is a corruption of the Italian Commedia dell'Arte tradition, where stock characters, usually masked, in stock situations, play out entertaining and inventive physical theatre, often with improvisational elements. And people still do train in these methods, and call it clowning. In cinema,

Silly wabbit, male gaze aren't straight!

They did, but Mumford got custody of the Sons.

That opinion is unpopular with me. Simon has only been rubbish since Bridge over Troubled Water.

… and yet people laughed at my "internet refrigerator" idea!

I guess Marco, Marco's dad, and Marco's Mom is technically "some"!

Oh there'll be no CGI or flaming skull masks, it will all be done with acting, dear boy.

Can he give us an update on that one?

Sadly, he already got too tall.

Have you seen Sacha Baron Cohen?

"Crippling fear and anxiety won't last forever!!"
Way to rub it in, man!

As I recall, executing the third-born child of all untitled families was discarded from the Tory manifesto after it focus-tested poorly.

I never thought it would be necessary to explain that Taxi Driver isn't an action movie. I'm trying to get my head around the idea that someone might see it that way, but I'm having a hard time.

On the plus side, Dev Patel didn't wear paleface makeup and affect a Welsh accent to play "Deon Wilson"…