This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Having a family stunts human potential. Other people read that and were like “yeah that makes sense”.

OooOOoo you can have another reference joke...

Is this the part where I make the reference joke about sending all the account managers and telephone sanitizers on the same ship?

Not having kids just means the future will be decided by those who do. 

“We should build our own module”

LOL no he doesn’t. This is a broken clock situation. 

Need I direct you to my username again? I think it speaks for itself. 

The odd Haiku-like structure of the rest of the ad is. however, a bit hard to follow.

Once I got Bill Gates’ 5G chip implanted, I was looking forward to trying out new speeds, but instead I just keep seeing JFK everywhere.

Another way this protest is aiming at the wrong target:

I was actually going to say they should bring their “hunting” weapons and go fight for freedom in Ukraine; but then I remembered that they are LITERALLY afraid of needles. That’s what this all boils down to.

These dipshits need to read the room. The time for their whining has passed.  The real fight for freedom is being waged by Ukrainians.

It’s nonsense. It’s noise. It’s posturing.

Uhhh...is something up with Jalopnik? No posts this morning? No NPOND? No QOTD?

ahhh the GMG strike has begun bois. 

His country is being invaded by Russia, and he’s actively planning to return to the capitol to help it’s defense, including armed resistance.

Not guilty because the vessel was not sunk by his actions. It was sunk by the weight of his pair.

I love that he’s out on bail, letting everybody know he’s heading home.

Jamie, thanks again for this wonderful series. It is very enlightening, even though the affects are anything but uplifting. I have never knew the majority of what you have written even though I was born in the city named after Kettering.

Shaheen and her sister have thee BEST MOM EVAH!!!