Half their video was green text scrolling top to bottom. While not Matrix symbols, it was definitely implied.

I nominated Fallout 4 for test of time reward. I’m sad that it didn’t make it to the finales just to see the outrage. Dota 2 got my nomination for the “I’m not crying” award. Equally disappointed that didn’t make it.

The worst part was Binding of Isaac not even being nominated for Villain who needs a hug reward. Who needs a hug more than mom!?

I did a fully autonomous house with 8 Sims from Resident Evil. I only took control of a Sim to repair 1 broken item once per day.

No, people like my dad agree with many things in the Affordable Care Act, they just hate Obamacare. It’s like they believe Obamacare is the name of an insurance plan.

Go play Mutant League Hockey and Mutant League Football. They were fantastic Genesis games.

Considering our president won an election doing entirely that, I imagine the Phillies would see higher attendance than ever if their peanut vendors were spouting racist, sexist, and just garbage in general.

I am going to miss the imprompt games of Musical Chairs though, a little.

Didn’t know there was a term for it. I’ve been ghosted so many times that I gave up on dating. There’s something wrong with me and I have no idea what. Everyone always says “Oh it’s not you, it’s them. Keep trying! Just be yourself.” But no, you know that saying “If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re probably the…

I had that happen mid game way back on Xbox. I was playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein and some kid kept screaming at me “Stop! Let me suck you off!” After several top of his lungs “Let me suck your dick!”s you hear “No mom! Stop!” *SMACK*

Since 2006, when they announced that the Draenei fled their homeworld and ended up on Draenor.

Seriously, when will these so-called “people” wake up? It’s not healthy to sleep your life away. Please try limiting your sleep to only 7-9 hours per day, “people.”

I just assumed it’s teens doing what teens do. Then some hip 30ish year old redditors picked it up and ran with it as the spiciest (that’s what we call them now, right?) new memes.

Followed by “and be home immediately after school or the clowns will get you.”

Harambe Checks Out, the spiritual successor to Dunston Check’s In.

I love when I see a review on a $20 game that shows the guy playing for hundreds of hours and saying “Not recommended, game gets boring.”

Describes all of Bethesda’s games too, oceans with the depth of a puddle. It’s a common phrase.

They definitely cared about suspicious drivers, you just didn’t hear about it because it’s not news. This story would’ve still happened. Just like how you don’t hear about the other 50,000+ police stops that happened today. The only reason you’re hearing about this is because Pokemon Go is attached and it generates…

You can still talk in WoW. I’ve had many groups with lots of banter that stay together beyond the course of a single dungeon. I mean sure, the game no longer REQUIRES you to socialize but if you want to, all you gotta do is type /1, /2, or /p and a message. Maybe it’s because I play on RP servers (RP is fully…

I really wish I could play this. I’m such a crippled social idiot that I just can’t handle it though. I bought the 4th Edition and Pathfinder books and absolutely loved reading through them.