This is going to be featured this evening on ABC News with Diane Sawyer. RIGHT NOW if on east coast.

Well, at least he's being honest and straightforward: He wants to meet a woman he can belittle and criticize. Just write back and tell him to put that in his profile.

Yeah, like someone who has managed time travel and either got killed by being stepped on by a dinosaur or arrived in the middle of some futuristic freeway.

I was just in Quebec on vacation and ate emu. It does NOT taste like chicken. More like a tasteless filet mignon—-yes, it was red meat, oddly enough.

What the fuck is that arctic bird thing?!! I knew they buried fish or something for months and then ate that, which was bad enough...

Go one step further. Meth: Let's put a bunch of chemicals together in this really complicated way and smoke that and see what happens.

It doesn't take bravery to have tried it the first time. Bravery comes in the person who tries it after that.

I get peanut butter—not a stretch to mash some nuts. Same with eggs. They cracked them and cooked them and found them tasty. But pasta? How'd they get there exactly? Also, how did they know that tuna was the one fish that would work well with mayo? Actually, how'd they come up with mayo? HOW?!

Agreed. See my reply to the mushroom comment in this subthread.

Yes. I should have mentioned shrooms, because there are—what?—hundreds of types of mushrooms and many that are deadly. How many people died just trying to rediscover that one type that his cavemen friend just would not shut up about how cool it was. And since it takes about an hour to take effect, how long before the…

Yes. Artichokes. I agree.

I feel that way about pretty much everything that has been created. How does anything get figured out? Who discovered that cocoa beans + sugar = god. Or who made the first cup of coffee? How does my tv work? Soap is good. It's all a mystery to me.

I worked for a company like this many years ago. They taught us sneaky phone techniques, had us listen to their best phone salespeople who were fast talkers who knew double-speak to confuse the mostly elderly clientele. It was for a product to relieve constipation naturally, so we had a lot of old and sick people…

I worked for a company like this many years ago. They taught us sneaky phone techniques, had us listen to their best phone salespeople who were fast talkers who knew double-speak to confuse the mostly elderly clientele. It was for a product to relieve constipation naturally, so we had a lot of old and sick people…

Actually, your name is the shortened version of Arieh (or Aryeh.) The long version means lion, as you probably know. The short version, I am pretty sure is my lion, since any time Hebrew adds an e-sound at the end of a word it indicates possession. (—-Hebrew teacher)

In comparison to when we are drunk, aren't we all, though? Aren't. We. All.

A few words from the babydaddy.

I have heard that Kevin Costner has the biggest Hollywood, er, membership.

So true about growing old watching your friends die. My grandmother is 92 and pretty much everyone in her peer group is deceased. She goes to hospitals and nursing homes to visit those who are still around. Every time I talk to her it seems she just came from another funeral. And yet she is not completely depressed,…

Do not be a downer on my tuxedo cheesecake (and cobb salad) from CF.