Just wanna say that if I were Huma I’d send back my divorce papers with a note that just said “Humad?”

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

Really, what needs to happen is that the states that are most often Blue need to stop doing business with the states that are most often red in general.

It’s the religious conservatives that are always thwarting the agenda of the fiscal conservatives and pulling shit like this, because God.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

Thanks for the explanation, that’s very interesting. Just the thought of a dolphin flying in a plane sounds absurd to me but it does happen! I’d like to see a documentary about this on youtube.

Thank you for mentioning that sedatives are not used — I meant to include that in my post, but forgot!

Hello! I handle shipping logistics for animals as part of my job (I work at one of the better-known zoos in the US), and while we don’t keep aquatic mammals at our institution, their shipping regulations are covered in the manual I refer to when planning other shipments. Aquatic mammals are generally moved only in…

Very interesting. I have never once considered a dolphin on a plane... wow.

How do dolphins travel by air, though? Are they fitted into a water tank in a Boeing 737 plane? I can’t imagine that.

I am incredibly jealous of your life. My mother and I have started watching “The Zoo” on Animal Planet and I am kicking myself daily for trading in my biology major for an English major. (Although my potential chemistry professors were very, very lucky I made a switch -- that shit made no sense.)

To Whom It May Concern:

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

“Yeah, fuck that guy. Sick of him. This is Women’s Day.”
—Binti-Jua

Proud whole milk guzzling Jew here.

also, skim.

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.