Red Bull might well underwrite his life insurance.

That’s an interesting reply. I think of Libertarians as having something to affront everyone, so you don’t really label yourself.

Forget that the chart has to look like an erection.

WUT? Stick with South Park.

What would you guess he takes from Red Bull for a salary?

Anybody ever heard of a fireplace screen? Dad gets the fail on this one.

Why is it that women can lie together and snuggle and whatever and, unlike guys, not feel the need to pronounce no homo? My theory: guys are dumb.

Leave it to a couple of professional athletes to redefine dysfunction.

Scotty: one narcissistic, dysfunctional family to beam up.

Slow burn to an ignominious death.

There’s bound to be more to this story.

What’s a ginger man?

Bad Boys, 1983, Sean Penn

If the report is accurate, and if I’d observed Bubba say what he is said to have said, you can bet I’d have stood up for the woman. Like, Quit hatin’, bruh.

While they narrow the seats...

I take your point. Make-up companies are a big part of the problem that I am referring to. I have a beautiful 12-year-old daughter who thinks she is unfit to leave the house without foundation and all of the rest, all of which is a wonderful thing for the cosmetic industry.

I was being a troll; in your post, you said, “it’s still her,” and you would say, “it’s still she.” I should have made my trolling more clear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You have identified something very important in your second paragraph: that people can sigh, and be disgusted, and simply fatigued by the story without hating Jenner for being a trans.

But can she?