how would he even get a photo of the first thanos death? it’s like outta nowhere and its 2 seconds. it’s in and out. this stinks of bullshit. 

I wouldn’t say your mom is fair, but she is definitely game.

Fewer.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

In post-snap world, cell phone bills are monetarily insignificant, due to all the extra resources. Thanks, Thanos!

I think the Michelle Pfeiffer aging was semi-explained by Tony’s “1 in a billion” or whatever about quantum time travel working out - he didn’t age for 5 years because quantum! She did age because quantum! Doesn’t make sense? Well, it’s because you’re a moron who doesn’t understand quantum mechanics! Read a book!

But after Farnum swiped the “D” in the city’s sign, it’s now just “DEADWOO”

I only watched 45 seconds of the video because I’ve never watched an entire video on PornHub, and I’m not about to start now.   

Ask me about my nards is stupid.

that is the sacrifice to the Weed Fairy

Reckless Prediction:

Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.

That the show never delved into Tyrion’s first marriage or Jaime’s confession to Tyrion in this episode was as shocking to me as when I finished A Storm of Swords. It’s such a huge revelation to Tyrion that it continues to haunt him on his journey and, unfortunately, is kind of cast away in the show...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up.

Ribbiting stuff.

I hope Fuller House has the same series ending as Dinosaurs. 

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

“To the death?”

The so called zodiac “killer” never did anything to me

Two things can be true.