Well, now you don’t get any candy.

* collapses from chloroform *

Jokes on you! It’s just smarties! 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOHN SNOW DIES AT THE END?!?! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! YOU BETTER RE-WRITE THAT!!!

Prose before hoes.

Imagine if an NFL team was losing 24-22 with 5 minutes left on the clock. Now imagine the leading team walking off the field and claiming victory. And then filing preliminary lawsuits to make sure the last 5 minutes aren’t played so the result stands. And decrying as theft and fraud the notion that the last 5 minutes…

Don’t forget that there was a second, even better Poker Night game. It had Max (Sam’n’Max), Ash (Evil Dead), Cl4P-TP (Borderlands) and Brock Samson (Venture Brothers) and - most importantly - Glados as the host!
It is one of the very few games in my library where I actively went achievement hunting ^^

*toffia

Three weeks ago:

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

It’s clearly the Millennium Falcon’s rear thrusters. Shared universe confirmed.

Johnny Depp has a big teenage following in 2018? I have no way of confirming or refuting your statement because I don’t actively know any teenagers, but it seems incorrect.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

You misspelled “G-g-g-g-ghost pirates!!!”

Monarch and Gary confirming they’re best friends was beautiful

Hey, Sam—it’s “Daniel Kraus,” not “Dan Klaus.” (I know, because I’m him.) Thanks for writing about this, though!

I imagined what this guy must look like. Then I googled him. I’m completely beside myself on how ridiculously accurate my mental image was. He’s kinda like a sleezy (er) version of Alex Jones if he was a used car salesman that ate a little more.