This is gonna tank the value of my Weiner Dog Art collection.

According to his gut and uselessness eh...coulda been anywhere really.

I stopped reading your comment after that beautiful jab at the cast of the View to scroll up and star it. Then I read the remainder of your comment, and scrolled back up so I could un-star and then re-star it. That was some stark-ass honest shit right there. Who admits loving chicken McNuggets?

I really should have gone with:

snikt!

Bob Kraft stumbled a bit during the Patriot’s big WWE entrance just now. It’s fine tho, Tom gave him a hand.

recrane kick.

6yds is a decently deep dicking.

Huh. That never occured to me.

This is all just a very long excuse for his own Lolita Express rides.

An old guy I sometimes work with likes to listen to Glenn Beck on his radio. At least he does until I gleefully point out how Extremely Fucking Dubious all his ads and endorsements are. It’s all matress and house siding companies you’ve never heard of or some guy telling you how to get rich in real estate next weekend…

Excuse me, that is Baker FUCKING Mayfield. Get it right.

I really like how you own it there.  It takes a little extra to go ahead and speed up into that brick wall.  Fuck brakes.

Just a little dick waving and fondling teenagers! Fucking Moronic.

Carrie’s Leia knows exactly which fork to stab you in the eye with, at a fancy dinner.

I’m ghoulish enough,

Lucky that didn’t turn into a cripple play.

I wish I were younger. Maybe then I could jack it to this Minecraft shit.

Nah, they give themselves the babies. It’s like Ouroboros, but with dragon dong.