The guy is Super Serious Steven Ogg.

Party Hard Til I Die.

I hope they get a handle on it. So its easier to carry them around.

Close. You’re doing it white.

When you say that phrase out loud, your breath automatically smells like your own farts.

Seriously. A quick ride on any citys bus system is another great ego boost.

My hillbilly mechanic has given me a permanent discount for 1st dibs if I sell my 99 Legacy Outback. The old girl is still a beaut, even with that rusty gas hole.

Thanos looks like someone is about to walk thru the fart he dropped on the other side of the room.

Best Day Ever!

Don’t be redundant.

I hope there is a prize for best use of idiotic header picture. :)

This collar’s getting bigger all the time!

This is so BOGUS. Every single episode of GIJoe proves this wrong. SMH.

If you stick to bottom shelf stuff, the echoes won’t sound like so much
 mocking laughter.

More like Naughty Dame, amirite?!

Nice try, guy on the left, but I doubt the Taliban honors NCAA rules.

“What a great show of support. Mr. Shazier, were you surprised? No, really. I can’t tell.”

As above, so below.

Underdog was also a pill fiend, so it kinda works.

I need Lue crying big ol Get Out style tears up in that top image.