Nethgil pu, Sicnarf!

First ballot Ratio HoF tweet.

Look at that dang foot!

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

Todd Stottlemyre’s?

Or a Great Dane’s?

You know you’re living in a golden age for names when Marmaduke Trebilcock finishes 4th.

San Francisky? So how did you came? Did you drove or did you flew?

A roster note from the white team, number 1 was not in the net after the first intermission and has suffered an upper body injury. His return is highly doubtful.

Not just a hockey player, kind of a hockey god. Played 24 seasons in the NHL. There are a bunch of stories like this one:

Apparently she’s a thing:

And if there was no one there to witness it, did it really happen? #ZenKoen

Puts a lot of pressure on the kid, imo.

Seriously. His parents must have been on the bz when they chose that. Lzrs.

Yet another weakness in the American system. In Canada, the opposition would put it’s punter in the end zone and kick it back out.

Dog is my co-pilot.

“Blistered palms: Making up for lost time” - The Tim Tebow Story

I don’t disagree with you, but citing racist comments coming from St. Louis fans isn’t the best evidence of “everywhere”.

Dr. Vaughn A. Starnes (one of the best cardiologists in the country)