A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on. - Winston Churchill

And he won’t use “Omaha” as an audible because their steaks are in direct competition with Trump’s.

Ironically, in this case, implementing information security best practices would have been a Correa limiting maneuver.

I mean, Trump did say the murder rate is “terribly increasing”. He is not wrong in asserting that it is doing a terrible job of increasing.

As trades go, giving up Yzerman for Yashin would not have been 2 Ys.

“Yeah, that’s what you did.”

Waxing mythological, are we?

Are you kidding? That guy was terrible.

This is a Spurgeon win.

His Portfolio of moves seems tailor-made for the NBA.

Ron Burgundy is a good nickname for Ron Baker. We also would have accepted CHiPs.

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Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

The Iceman cometh.

Wow, she really grew into her looks!

Typical hockey players.

Also, no one worked harder in the off seasons than Chelios.

This is the tweet equivalent of driving your carefully crafted public image into a fire hydrant then a tree.