Samer typed “tits” 299 times... and you won’t believe what happened next!

If you asked nicely, I’m sure he’d settle for the smaller one.

Behold, the minions of the Columbus Gru.

Yeah, this really seems to me to be a case of what they refer to in soccer as “the red mist descending”.

Interesting profile of his lawyer here:

Plant is Nurturing Unhealthy Thought Sequences.

The league is concerned that, all too often, they hear “Uh... was that a three?” “Uh... was he behind the line?”

I’ve basically given up on trying to figure out the “how” of the assassination. Magic bullet, grassy knoll, dictabelts, etc. are all red herrings to me. I will concede (though I don’t believe) that Lee Harvey Oswald fired the shots that killed Kennedy because it is, to me, irrelevant.

And I thought it was Charlotte that was CLT.

My favourite Toad song:

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

Further down he also says:

Plus, it being the last dance, you’ve likely worked up the nerve to ask some special girl and therefore are more likely to be sporting wood.

RIP Pinkham’s Law.

a group of students from Washington state’s Eastern Washington high school high school students from Eastern Washington

On the bright side, this is the first time in the history of Twitter that the past tense of the verb “to lead” has appeared four consecutive times without having been spelled “lead”.

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Also heathen, but I took a Religion course in university so I knew this.

“Might have, but most likely wouldn’t have”

I read this in Carl Weathers’s voice.