But boy does it make it tender!

Also, Allenby from the first linked article:

Yep, I don’t see Lou being the ultimate decision maker in this set up. He’ll mentor Dubas and Hunter and provide the wisdom of his experience but will not be allowed to do anything that might compromise flexibility going forward.

But I do! In a variety of colours.

I did. I went back and forth. Regardless, the indignation displayed by my fellow Canadians is both unsurprising and embarrassing.

Because you just ran a long way and earned it, yo!

Canada: putting the second “U” in humourless since 1867.

They’ll soon dismiss this comment too like they did the ones on the Clippers story.

Also obligatory:

Who ate all the pies (save one)?

Screnshos, BC is actually Jamie Benn’s hometown.

Jeff Frye (as long as we’re talking cycles).

Little known fact: Hitler’s signature offset hairstyle was actually designed to cover the kampf tattoo he got in his youth.

Yep. On a much smaller scale I worked in a place like this. Euphemisms, taboo words, and a huge divide between who they perceived themselves to be and who they really were. It was routinely described as a cult by those who worked there but didn’t buy in.

They give you a free base on a throwing error, you give them a free out on a baserunning error. That’s the Chicago way.

In fairness, this was the 14th inning of a game that started at 7 pm. Despite the twilight, this was probably around 11 pm.

LeMond and Cadel Evans were 1 and 2. Quintana would be 3rd.

Obligatory:

Fake Detective

The real question is whether Kessel considers his hot dogs to be sandwiches.