I'm thinkin' about your fastball, when you gonna bring it?

Dumb takes on this topic seem to be a specialty of his.

As I read this article, Tap was all I could think of. There's the obvious parallel between the author's awe of Metallica and the armadillos in trousers and the line about " float in the brine of a suspended adolescence" is basically the same as "treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry".

"And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding."

And then she figured why go to all the trouble when she could make even better money working at home with Google! It's by-far the best job she's ever had. Last Wednesday she got a brand new BMW.

The investment made by the Navy on the almost Disneyland scale San Clemente Island MOUT facility is money well spent

Or Lethal Weapon 2.

The advantage of standing your ground with a broom is that you can tidy it up a bit too while you're standing.

The Knicks had him at the top of their board and were disappointed he didn't fall to them at 34.

Unfrozen Caveman Footballer.

I ended up apologizing profusely to both of them for my gaff

Trash bag chic has been done.

But remember '67! (Or '66!)

That's exactly what it is. It's tradition.

Stringer Bull

Mmmmmm… Gose. One of my local breweries released a Gose as a seasonal last year. I can't wait for it to return.

Towel-wearing World Cup goalie Julio Cesar being all sensitive.

The only reason they flew the private plane to Brazil was that the JAL 787 they took to Tampa was damaged when one of its wingtips hit the fire truck giving the plane the traditional water cannon salute.
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In return, we got Marc Bircham, an English footballer who was able to claim a spot on the Canadian national team by virtue of a grandfather born in Winnipeg. Bircham played his first match for Canada (against Northern Ireland in Belfast) without ever having been in Canada.

Also, the sentence "he was sentenced to four months and will only be serving at least 60 days" made my head hurt.