Not the first time that puppies have received this much attention at Miller Park.

Presumably, upon hearing that Lindsey Vonn was dating Tiger Woods, Vermonters had to Google him.

Mathis knew he could get him to Bight.

I will defiantly be taking advantage of this!

Also, best nickname in hockey. "Squid".

Though if you did...

I think we should all lay of Patrick Beverley after his cardiac incident last night.

Even if they did rig it for the Islanders, there's no guarantee the Islanders wouldn't take someone else.

Moose out front shoulda told him.

+1 Wood

Link?

Or lawyers, in Jones's case.

Or, as Yi Jianlan calls them, "the double-team".

"Yes, I have tweeted about Stephanie Wei's lack of cans. But no, I don't feel like I have to do it all the time. Have I done it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, approximately 7 minutes ago."

I had never heard of Dale Hansen before this but I'm pretty sure this is the first time that Ellen Degeneres has ever tweeted about him.

Hey, cool. A fellow Golden Hawk and TFC fan on Deadspin. Who knew?

Sadly, those in the NFL are already admitting such.

The backstory behind the timing is here.

Wishing all the best to him.

I'm not sure I understand what it means in this context, but my best read is that he said "Nuuhhhhhh… peppermint roll!"