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Rusty Shackleford
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The Wally George school of interviewing!

Or be like Maher and show them paying for it. 

(touches a computer key that goes "BEEP!")

It might be going too far to say this band saved my life, but I was 16 and about the geekiest of the geeks in my 3,000 person high school in 1978. Even the geeks avoided me, because I wasn’t smart enough to be on the debate team or chess club. I was just a weirdo. I cannot remember where I first heard Devo, it might

WIN was Gerald Ford in 1974. (Pushes glasses up nose)

Also, dat neck. 

Hey maybe you didn't know, you've been inside for those Occupy Wall Street protests a long time, but I don't do my street preaching anymore. 

I’m woke? How am I woke? I embrace diversity and inclusiveness, like a clown?

They tried to close the stable door after the Pete Davidson ran out. 

Straight from the horse’s mouth. 

But then we might lose that wonderful shave cream with the hilarious roadside signs!

SNL was transgressive when it first came out. I mean, we has fucking Howard Cosell hosting a variety show on Saturday nights in the 70s. It was all John Davidson and Dinah Shore. People forget what a chance it took and how hard it must have been to get made. 

I think we’ll never equal the Drew Barrymore/Tom Green matchup.

No One Knows I’m Gone has made me bawl like a baby before. He's such an American treasure. 

Acting!

<Spike Lee angrily retweets Milos Forman's home address>

Let’s not forget incels. Before we just couldn’t get laid.

Last I heard he was kind of sick and a virtual hermit at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis. I hope he’s doing better now. 

No, he was a modern day Jonathan Winters, probably the only true genius of the three. I wasn’t a huge fan of his comedy but his acting in World’s Greatest Dad just blew me away. He was kind of like an old seasoned bluesman who finally came to realize that it’s not the notes, but the spaces between the notes. More